Dear Celebrity Rehab,
I'm going to make this short and sweet. We had some wild times, like when Jeff Conaway yelled…

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Tonight's episode of Celebrity Rehab taught viewers about boobies, and the ways that some of the patients feel about…
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I can think of four reasons to participate in Celebrity Rehab: 1) You actually want to get clean. 2) You're…